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"Dr. Hatelove" OR "How I Learned to Stop Worrying, and Love the Dead."

Phil Hunnicutt Guest Writer
Published 02-03-06
Graphic By: Julie Brennan
Two of my favorite things are Jesus and zombies. Most people know that if you want to get a really in-depth conversation out of me, these are two prime areas to hit. So therefore, it's only natural that I'd ultimately come up with an analogy for the Christian Walk that uses the gait of The Walking Dead. In George A. Romero's undead opus Day of the Dead, we see that the film's villain, Dr. Logan, is trying to get the zombies to behave like people. Unfortunately behavior modification ultimately needs a reward in order to be effective at all, and the only reward that Logan could give a zombie is the one thing that they want, which is non-zombie human flesh. In a world without a cure for the walking dead, that's a pretty reasonable solution.

However, according to Christianity, there is a cure, and that's Jesus. The idea is that when Jesus died on the cross and was resurrected three days later, it paid the price for the death sentence we were all handed at birth. The notion of original sin is critical to this, because it is what makes us spiritually dead at birth. Your spirit is supposed to be like a power cell. If you're born with a dead battery, you've either got to shut down, or you've got to seek an outside source of fuel to power you and (hopefully) recharge your battery.

Acceptance of Christ fulfills the penalty for all sin, but does so through fulfilling your original sin. The original sin was eating the fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil in the Garden of Eden. In other words, we took on a knowledge we were not designed to have. Once we had that knowledge, we were expected to perform to certain standards. In other words, by accepting Christ's sacrifice, our spirits are changed to a living spirit, because, since the original sin of knowledge is erased, God views us as both holy and blameless, even with a knowledge of Good and Evil. Since we aren't being judged based upon our actions, we are all viewed as what God judged man when He first created him: Good. If you don't believe this, yet proclaim to be Christian, I think the fundamental question you have to answer is "What did Jesus do?" Because if you feel that your salvation can be switched on and off constantly, then you've just entered into an even more confusing and worthless covenant with God through Religious Law.

So what's the difference between the living & the dead? Well, if we're gonna look back to our zombie analogy, we can see three things that denote being a walking undead brain eater. These things are, of course, a state of perpetual woundedness, no true control over one's own actions and a constant need to feed on the flesh of the living and thereby spread your disease. The living, on the other hand, can heal, can walk the way they want and don't have the need to feed on the flesh of the living. Now, that brings us to the true relevance of The Bible to Christians: it is no longer a set of standards, rules and laws to be judged by because the judgment has been fulfilled by Christ. Instead, The Bible, for a Christian, can be compared to an instruction manual for Walking as the Living Should.

If you are a Christian, you spend all of your life prior to Christ walking as the dead do because your spirit was dead. When you come under Christ, you become alive again. But as you've never truly known life, your behavior will default to acting like you're dead. The Bible will tell you how to really know you're connecting with God through your living spirit, how to heal your wounds, how to discern by your actions if you're truly doing that and in what areas you need help walking right.

So then, I must ask a really important question to those proclaiming to be Christian, but meandering around like the dead, yet talking like our good friend Dr. Logan in Day of the Dead. (And that description, of course, is referring to the right-wing legalistic bend of the Christian spectrum.) The question should be obvious, but I'll ask it anyway: "If they're Walking Dead, why are you trying to get them to behave according to the religious law when they simply cannot; and, if they're Living, why are you trying to condemn them with religious law through governmental law instead of trying to help them walk right?" The whole notion of this fundamentalist bend that has been screaming loudly while failing at every miserable turn needs to quit relying on self-righteous indignation and start relying on God-righteous love and concern.

Now, I'm not trying to promote bad behavior, nor am I trying to say that disciplining or rebuking cannot be done in love. What I am saying is that neither of these things can be done in love by creating more artificial laws or by addressing an audience while refusing to be amongst them. How can fundamentalists and the right-wing extremists who've taken over the public mouthpiece say that their words and actions are expressing the spirit of love and grace and the passion for life that our God has? These constant attempts at condemnation of those walking in death, or like the dead, with spiritual wounds that are not healed is not behavior that comes from a living spirit of a Loving God, but of a self-righteous dead spirit that has given up hope for God and has turned back down the path of demanding behavior modification alone.

Being "in the world but not of the world" is not a demand to put up barriers, but merely a reminder that that those redeemed through Christ are the living in a Land of the Dead and should act accordingly. Many will use the mantra of "loving the sinner but hating the sin" as a self-righteous justification to abandon a person who is not behaving the way they want them to, but the truth is exactly the opposite. Christ's way of hating the sin was to conquer it on our behalf, and the way he conquered it was through the most extreme self-sacrifice a man could make. Instead, we squander the sacrificial gift of a loving God by creating boundaries that are supposed to dress up that dead and self-righteous spirit that you struggle with. Yet those actions, done in self-righteousness, fail because you cannot make the dead look alive. Instead of attempting to appease the wounded areas of your soul, which are birthed in the fear that the living spirit you've been granted cannot conquer the remnants of your dead desires, you should be walking towards God in the faith that he will equip you for the path he is wanting you to follow and that his grace is sufficient for when you fall or go off track.

There is nothing more ridiculous that Christian self-righteousness, because it makes you walk like you're dead. You're so concerned with getting temporarily wounded and not walking right that you are spiritually staring down at your feet, taking herky-jerky baby steps and putting your arms out so you don't bump into anything while your eyes totally concentrate on where your feet are. That is stupid. You've just created a situation where you're the dead imitating the living instead of the living imitating the dead. Instead, you should be seeking God, because if you are seeking God, the path you walk will lead you between the snares, traps and attacks that will be in your life. The direction of your walk will be an inherent protection, thereby freeing up your arms for doing more than just monitoring if you're about to bump into something.

The other side of self-righteousness is that you are trying to make everyone walk with the same stride as you. How are you sure that you're walking in the right direction? You're too busy looking at your own feet to know exactly where you are headed. Furthermore, with the way you're walking, you can't see anyone in need of help. Someone who heads off in the wrong direction is inherently going to appear to be severely wounded (which also reeks of being undead), but you can't help your living brother or sister out because you're walking with your face toward the dirt, and the only advice you can give is "walk like I'm walking," so they wind up walking in what is definitely the wrong direction, just treading very carefully. So you look dead, and the only thing you can tell people is "walk like this," which equates to them looking very dead.

Now, I'm far from having this whole good walk down, and I'll blatantly admit that my direction will go off on tangents that land me in places and situations where I shouldn't be, and I've been hurt by them. However, I refuse to act like the dead. I also refuse to demand that the dead act like the living. The ridiculousness of those two dispositions is something that needs to stop if we ever plan on being what God wants us to be. I refuse, because if I do not try to walk like the living, how will the dead know that I am living; and, if I demand that the dead act like the living, how will they know the living from the dead? How can I effectively spread the cure if I barricade the dead from walking near me?


Phil Hunnicutt eats rice cakes while talking about the benefits of zombism on the international economic market.

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Posted by THE Blake

I just can't wait until the compliants roll in here. Great article Phil!
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Posted by Some Anonymous Whim Reader

Complaints about what? He's criticizing people like you in his article.
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Posted by Adam Frazier

That's a) the best title I've ever seen for an article and b) one of the most interesting things I've ever read... awesome.
First compliant? Nah.
Posted by Rick Snee

Nice analogy, dude.

THE, learn to read.
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Posted by Some Anonymous Whim Reader

Now THE's comment about Bush being one of the top 2 presidents of all time makes sense...he can't process complex information.
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Posted by Peter Sine

Good article Phil, I am not so sure you're walking in the right direction, but I'll give you props for walking in the first place. People who don't need to apologize don't need you to do it for them. I'm not a hater, just a reader.
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Posted by THE Blake

Wasn't the crux of the article about how anyone who doesn't believe in Christ is like a zombie? If not, I must've read it wrong...of course it was late when I read it so I must've missed some stuff.
Actually READ the Article before commenting, please.
Posted by Phil

Okay... Really... I put a LOT of time creating an article for what I like to call "The Church"... "The Body of Believers" if you will. Likening non-believers to Zombies is a basic concept in the article. However, the thrust of the article is addressing the audience on how they need to quit acting like pompous, narrow-minded, self righteous jerks.
Actually READ the Article before commenting, please.
Posted by Phil

Okay... Really... I put a LOT of time creating an article for what I like to call "The Church"... "The Body of Believers" if you will. Likening non-believers to Zombies is a basic concept in the article. However, the thrust of the article is addressing the audience on how they need to quit acting like pompous, narrow-minded, self righteous jerks.
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Posted by Ray

Some, it is true, [actually] preach Christ, the Messiah, [for no better reason than] out of envy and rivalry; but others are doing so out of a loyal spirit and goodwill. (Philippians 1:15) I read that the other day and it made me think. I am guilty of doing this from time to time, and I think some other people are, too. Just thought it was relevant.
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Posted by THE Blake

"However, the thrust of the article is addressing the audience on how they need to quit acting like pompous, narrow-minded, self righteous jerks."
Oh I see. So it's ok for the Left and those who hate Christianity to be pompous and narrow-minded (though for some reason, their own narrow-mindedness is labeled "open-minded")? Please.

We're merely looked on as pompous, narrow-minded and self-righteous because society has worked it so that people hate Christians and Christianity so it can prepare for the type of things that are predicted in Revelation.

However I won't get into that right now. Way too much stuff to put out.
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Posted by Rick Snee

You were all like, "wow, what a great article! I hope this gets those left-wingers' dander up!"

Now you're all, "you and everyone like you sucks, dude."
pwned
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Posted by Phil Hunnicutt

It's not persecution if you're actually DOING what they say you're doing.
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Posted by Andrew Lent

Where in Phil's article did he say it is ok to be pompous and narrow-minded for either side?
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Posted by Blake

"It's not persecution if you're actually DOING what they say you're doing."
And you say I'm not?
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Posted by Phil Hunnicutt

No... I've only read 4 things you've ever written. All of them in this thread here. First, you congratulate me on my great article, either without understanding it or reading it... (and I can't tell which) Assuming that I mesh right up with your world view. Then, You go on to try to explain what you thought it was could about, which proves that you either read it, but could not comprehend it OR you just want to believe that your views are right and that the majority of the universe agrees with you. Then, instead of commenting or criticizing the article, you go on some sort of looney, rhetoric-drenched rant about how the left hates you. Then, you fail to understand the comment that criticized your statements... (And just to spell it out, I was saying that "You cannot be in a state of being persecuted if you are doing the things that are being claimed. Persecution REQUIRES for the attacks or the responses to be unjust, untrue, or overkill.") So I've really gotta ask... Can you read and write?
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Posted by Some Anonymous Whim Reader

Ouch...nice job on summing up THE.
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Posted by markee

questing on, our hero came upon a horde of zombies formerly known as the rolling stones. fortunately they were exhausted from the groupie brains they had ingested only moments ago. like david bowie before him, our hero decided it was befitting to orally stimulate mick jagger. completing the last thing on his life's "to do" list, our hero read the above article and smiled. the end
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Posted by Some Anonymous Whim Reader

Where is THE's response? He's usually all over Whim.

Cat got his tongue?

Phil,
Posted by Zoe

I personally am so glad that you are writing again! :) Long live the Pope's #1 Sidekick!
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Posted by Andrew Lent

Zoe, please use proper grammar. We all know it is The Pope (I went to capitalize that for emphasis, but then thought that I didn't want to appear mocking).
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Posted by THE Blake

"If they're Walking Dead, why are you trying to get them to behave according to the religious law when they simply cannot; and, if they're Living, why are you trying to condemn them with religious law through governmental law instead of trying to help them walk right?"
In regards to your comment about the dead (ie the non-believers), the problem with your argument is that in the case of a zombie (although I rarely watch horror movies so correct me if I'm wrong) - they can never go back to being of the living.

However, it is not so with Christianity. No matter what age a person is, how deeply devoted they are in their own religion, etc - they can always come to the Truth. It's there the whole time waiting for them, beckoning them to it.

And there's nothing wrong with writing governmental law that is based on religious beliefs. It helps create an environment to stimulate good, moral behavior and may lead to those who don't follow the Lord to come to Him.

In regards to your comment about the Living - could you perhaps make an example?
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Posted by Quorthon

And there's nothing wrong with writing governmental law that is based on religious beliefs. It helps create an environment to stimulate good, moral behavior and may lead to those who don't follow the Lord to come to Him.

Writing theocratic legislation won't lead others to Christianity, it will only exacerbate contempt for it. You don't have to be religious to have morals, either.
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Posted by Phil Hunnicutt

"In regards to your comment about the dead (ie the non-believers), the problem with your argument is that in the case of a zombie (although I rarely watch horror movies so correct me if I'm wrong) - they can never go back to being of the living. However, it is not so with Christianity. No matter what age a person is, how deeply devoted they are in their own religion, etc - they can always come to the Truth. It's there the whole time waiting for them, beckoning them to it." Yeah, I addressed this in the article. I said that law based living is one solution, but that it is not the cure. Christ is the cure. No amount of religious laws does what Christ did and continues to do. Upon fulfillment, we can no longer be condemned under the law. Yet time and time again, the Christian life as presented to the rest of the world is that of condemnation and demands on behavior, which it was never intended to be. "And there's nothing wrong with writing governmental law that is based on religious beliefs. It helps create an environment to stimulate good, moral behavior and may lead to those who don't follow the Lord to come to Him." Following the Lord is WAY more than a set of moral codes and laws. If you're looking for that, try Islam, that's a religion that is more geared for that direction. The problem with coding governmental law to reflect religious law is that governmental law always condemns the offender. Under Christianity, the law has no power to condemn, and can only serve to convict people and steer them in a direction of better, less harmful and painful living. God didn't make the religious laws just to make them. They serve purposes. However, the religious law should ONLY be professed by those capable of delivering it within the context of grace. Otherwise it is nothing but further condemnation. "In regards to your comment about the Living - could you perhaps make an example?" As to what part about the living? There's a lot about the living in there. If you could pick some specific parts, I'd be glad to go over them.
Let's make that readable.
Posted by Phil

"In regards to your comment about the dead (ie the non-believers), the problem with your argument is that in the case of a zombie (although I rarely watch horror movies so correct me if I'm wrong) - they can never go back to being of the living. However, it is not so with Christianity. No matter what age a person is, how deeply devoted they are in their own religion, etc - they can always come to the Truth. It's there the whole time waiting for them, beckoning them to it."

Yeah, I addressed this in the article. I said that law based living is one solution, but that it is not the cure. Christ is the cure. No amount of religious laws does what Christ did and continues to do. Upon fulfillment, we can no longer be condemned under the law. Yet time and time again, the Christian life as presented to the rest of the world is that of condemnation and demands on behavior, which it was never intended to be.

"And there's nothing wrong with writing governmental law that is based on religious beliefs. It helps create an environment to stimulate good, moral behavior and may lead to those who don't follow the Lord to come to Him."

Following the Lord is WAY more than a set of moral codes and laws. If you're looking for that, try Islam, that's a religion that is more geared for that direction. The problem with coding governmental law to reflect religious law is that governmental law always condemns the offender. Under Christianity, the law has no power to condemn, and can only serve to convict people and steer them in a direction of better, less harmful and painful living. God didn't make the religious laws just to make them. They serve purposes. However, the religious law should ONLY be professed by those capable of delivering it within the context of grace. Otherwise it is nothing but further condemnation.

"In regards to your comment about the Living - could you perhaps make an example?"

As to what part about the living? There's a lot about the living in there. If you could pick some specific parts, I'd be glad to go over them.

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Posted by THE Blake

I think the problem here is our outlook on the laws. The rules and guidelines in The Bible are quite clear in terms of following them - when you break them, it's called sinning. Just like the laws of governments - break them and you've done something wrong.

However, the only difference between the two is that they can be forgiven by the blood of Christ.

And there is nothing wrong with having government laws entangled with religious laws. (I will pose this only from a Christian perspective so for those who don't hold the view, don't attack me for it). For example, the Bible says that homosexuality is wrong. There is nothing wrong with taking that and extending it to become one of the laws of the land.

Again, this might be a difference on outlook. Personally, I think that democracy, when compared to a true theocracy, is trash. I would chose theocracy over democracy anyday.
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Posted by THE Blake

"You don't have to be religious to have morals, either."
True, but a good number of morals and laws trace their roots to religious laws.


THE
Posted by markee

sexism and inequality trace their roots to religious laws too. Interesting...
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Posted by Phil

I would wholeheartedly disagree with you. The Christian faith is wholey different from any other religion in the world in that it espouses identity change before it allots for a change in behavior. It's not a natural birth right or a code of actions. It's a change in your spiritual identity that comes through accepting a relationship with Christ. Therefore, there's nothing you can do to become saved. You either are or you aren't. Were there a true Christian Theocracy, it would truly have no need for written or coded laws. First, Paul says in Romans that the law is written on our hearts... So right there, there's no need to have any written law. But even more so pertinant to the situation would be founded Gallations, which is where Paul espouses death to the law for Christians. Then, you'd have to take into the account that Christians are called to be Christ like, and that Christ never condemned anyone to the law. Governmental law is meant to condemn someone for their actions. It is not about "consequences". For instance, if you kill someone unjustly, consequences of your actions are the mental and emotional suffering that you go through, the shame and paranoia and anxiety that comes with being on the other side of justice, and running the risk of being subject to revenge for your behavior. However, if you are caught by law enforcement, you will be condemned to a sentence based upon the manner inwhich the murder was committed. Sometimes the two will intersect; because the religious law will cover, among other things, violations of other people's rights and governmental law must cover to a certain degree people's rights. Now, if you you're a Christian and want to establish theological principals into law, you're running a huge risk of either compromising your faith or your government. If a homosexual becomes a Christian, he can have all the gay sex he or she wants and still be saved. Nowhere in the bible does it say that salvation can be revoked. If you create a governmental law that states that anyone caught engaging in homosexual behavior (if you want to interpret the word that way, it is still a theologically debated issue as to whether or not consentual adult homosexual behavior is a sin) will recieve a penalty for violations of moral laws, you've essentially just lied about who Jesus is and what he's all about. On the other hand, if you have a law that says homosexual behavior is against the law but that there is no punishment, you've just dilluted your government's power because if there's no punishment for one crime there really can be no punishment against any. And this goes even further with the religious rights attempts to post law based (they're always law based... Why never any that are grace based? Hmmm... You think there might be forces at work that want to keep people from hearing and understanding grace?) religious documents in schools or criminalizing abortion. The ultimate result, were these organizations capable of achieving their ends, would be further condemnation. The problem with condemnation is that if it is a permanent penalty, it teaches nothing to the person about a loving God who saved the world through love and sacrifice; however, if it is a temporary penalty, it teaches a person to believe that they've paid for what they've done and that that is how one recieve's God's blessings.
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Posted by Blake

As I see it, this article and the comments you have written are good examples of the state of the church (in some cases) today. I went and did a bit of research for ya and I found this link which I think will help a lot.

The Church of Laodicea

What is the above link, you may ask? It is the link to a webpage that I found that I think describes the sad state of our Church today. It’s no wonder other portions of the Bible fortell the Great Apostasy.

I’ll tell you this much because I don’t want to say a lot and tick off people: I have always said Christians need to fear the Democratic Party and its platform. Don’t get me wrong: there are a good/great number of Democrats are true Christians. However, the Party platform is nothing more than a platform of sin, spiritual corruption and various other anti-Christian things.

However, I’m backing away from this conversation here. It’s not my fight. I think you are completely wrong about this issue – there is nothing wrong with mixing government and religion. Both can mix very well as long as the citizens follow the religion of the land. Again, that’s why I support theocracy over democracy because in the end, even democracy is anti-Christian and foul because people will use it to do almost anything they want. However, it’s the best we got in the world right now since society would never live under theocracy after buying into secularism and modernism.
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Posted by Some Anonymous Whim Reader

So Blake, in this government with its people that support the "religion of the land" what do you do with the other people? What about the Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Taoists, Agnostics, Atheists, Zoroastrianists, pagans, etc?
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Posted by Some Anonymous Whim Reader

THE, what you say flies in the face of everything the Founding Fathers were seeking when they decided to separate church and state...NOTHING good can come from tying together faith and laws. It's not necessary and it's divisive for a democracy to force ANYTHING on it's citizens. Were it not for the "sinful" Democrats, little Nazis like you could take over.
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Posted by Woo

Blake it's pretty immature of you to post under Tricky Woo. Please stop cause it's just making you look stupid.
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Posted by Andrew Lent

How do you know it's Blake, Woo?
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Posted by Phil

So... You have an opinion, but you refuse (actually, I'm leaning towards the side of cannot, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt) to back it up. Then you rant some more about how you don't like The Democratic platform, which, to my knowledge had nothing to do with the criticisms of your ideas that I posted. However, I think it's basically a way to say "I don't like the Democrats, so I must espouse the views of the Republicans", which is foolish. Then you go and post some looney website and say it justifies your hatred of the church... And all in all, none of it makes much sense to me.

care to reword?

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Posted by Blake

"THE, what you say flies in the face of everything the Founding Fathers were seeking when they decided to separate church and state."
Their intention was to prevent Congress from establishing an official religion like England had done with the Church of England. They never wanted religion gone from the government, heck, a good number of them were Christians.

And Woo, I thought we settled this last year - I'm not posting under your name. I don't know you and feel no reason to post as you, nor would I even if I did know you. That's just wrong.

And for Phil - I backed away because I really don't want people going all anti-Erskine on me. I simply do not feel that the Democratic platform is a Christian one (again, their members may be but the platform is not) and would want nothing more than to see Christianity expunged from the world.

And in regards to your stance - the Lord wants its followers to try to live their lives as godlike as they can.
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