Top Ten SGA Accomplishments

10. Ordered more bulldozers for campus beautification.

9. Requested a mandatory length of seven inches per fork in Dalton Hall.

8. Published a flyer stating, "We represent students. Really we do."

7. Forced the campus maintenance crew to take weed whackers upon their shaggy-bearded leader.

6. Began the Dean Bonnie Hurlburt Fan Club Society, Radford Chapter.

5. Created a "technology" pamphlet requiring all students to bring an abacus to class.

4. Dictated a 3-minute differential in every clock on campus.

3. Renamed the Ring Ceremony to be the Ring Toss Ceremony.

2. Passed a motion to pass motions on passing a motion.

1. Removed the RU Cloggers from the drain in the fountain.

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Name: jeff
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dean hulbert is the best dean we have ever had. she is a good dean. there are deans that are just deans. the difference between a "good dean" and a "dean" is the fact that they pay $400.00 to a corperation that makes them a "good dean" besides just a dean. there are statistics on this as well: STATS FOR GOOD DEANS 76% of all deans in the U.S. are good deans Only 13% percent of "good deans" are deans of students We should take pride that Dean Hulbert is a "good dean"