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 Gutter Sluts Gain National RecognitionChris Hollomon | Tech Section Manager 
Radford University's fastest growing sports club just became nationally
recognized by the CBUSA. Their team
name is the Radford University Gutter Sluts. Team captain Jennifer Page
commented on the team name: "We came up with this name when we first
started bowling down in the game room in Heth Hall. We really sucked back
then. It's really a great thing that we can now enter in national
competitions." The team hopes that this recognition will earn them a
little more respect.
The Radford Gutter Sluts have been scoring all over the place. The "Sluts," as they like to be called for short, can be found around Heth on most weekend nights and early mornings. Some of the finest balls in the state go through their hands. If they gave an award for ball handling, these sluts would win it rosy palms down. Some say that their success lies in their well-crafted orifices. None of the Sluts would tell Whim exactly how they get the rims around their holes so smooth, but our guess is that it has something to do with their T & A. Their talent and attention to the finest detail have been a hallmark of the team for a long time. Last year, the sluts could only pull off a couple of lousy 69's. However, their recent performance suggests that they're not going to go down like that ever again in the future. In a recent interview, we asked the Sluts if last year's losing streak leaves the team with a naked feeling. They had only this to say, "We know we couldn't get off last year, but we started coming around with more group interaction." I think the gutter sluts have a long way to go before they blow my horn, but if they keep up with their nice T & A, their going to snatch up some serious booty for their organization. Responses: Refresh frame to view latest entries. Comments:
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