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The beauty of RU's Campus: Exposed!
Brian Korte | Jeff Pollard

Dear Mom and Dad,

I just wanted to write you this letter and let you know how much fun I am having here at Radford this semester. I know you haven't been down to RU since my freshman year, so I thought I'd take some photos of the beautiful campus.

I know you have been worried about me sleeping through my classes, but I want to tell you that recently it's been really easy to get up at 8 a.m. for my noon class. Every morning, I wake up to trash trucks, jackhammers, beeping dump trucks and clanging metal rods. It is so kind of the workers to labor outside my window. I didn't even ask them to do that! Here at RU, they go the extra mile for students!

Things are going well for me. Today, I had to stand in a puddle of mud to let a maintenance truck drive on the sidewalk. The driver was very friendly. I waved to him, and he pretended not to see me. That was neat. He must have had a lot on his mind. Someday, I want to be important like that.

You know, people all over campus talk about how bad the food is at Dalton. I sure do love it, though. It reminds me of home--you know, those nights when you and Dad would leave me to make dinner for me and Brian, and we'd go rooting through the neighbors' trash for leftovers?

Well, I had better get going to class. It normally takes me about 25 extra minutes to get to my classes now that I have to dodge the slushy snow that the plow brought onto my front doorstep. I hope you all are doing well. Please take comfort in knowing that I am happy here in the beautiful campus setting of Radford University.







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Name: Sarah
Year: so
Major: Pre-Pharmacy
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Hilarious!!! I just love it!!! That is the funniest thing I have read today...good Job!!!

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i really liked your story... very funny and it has some great pictures! i especially love the one of jeff in the truck! :)

Comments:
great story! :)

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great stuff boys!!! love the shot of you in the truck!!

Name: Brian
Comments:
And you know something Dave? It's still that shitty out there. Nothing has been done to fix it. The snow is gone, so now instead of a snow-fallen dumnp of a campus, we have a muddy dump of a campus.

Name: Dave Shifflett
Year: Senior
Major: INSY
Comments:
Great story brian, it's about time someone published it publicly. Like most of us, I'm sick of the bullshit around here.

Name: Patrick Critzer
Comments:
Brian and Jeff, This article is hilarious. It's one of the better satire pieces I have seen in a long time. Keep up the good work. Patrick Critzer

Name: SnotPhan
Comments:
lets not forget the aparent rash of plastic bags stuck in trees...

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very cute, boys, very cute!

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Damn..look at that road..looks like someone took a big dump all over it!

Name: SnotPhan
Year: sophmore
Comments:
there definitely does need to be something done about the food here. its just plain horrible sometimes, even the terrace shops... not enough selection... probably a shload of things that have been said before, but i don't know if anything is going to be done about it...

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